Maybe they can start flipping veggie burgers? I don’t know. Rational thought has never been a leftist strong point.

As a Single FT Dad of a 13-year old boy that eats more than me, I demand $15 per burger flip and he does a minimum of 3 burgers a day plus compensation for preparation and cleanup at $15 per hour with a minimum of 4 hours. I also want double time on evenings and weekends.Further, I want all burger expenses reimbursed as well as compensation for counseling him on diet and exercise.
And if socialists in government take the hamburgers away, I want reparations.