[SunkenCiv]

The larval forms can be the worst — the kids really enjoy running around (figuratively, sometimes literally) in the store, as if it’s Disneyland.

If that family ever does get to Disneyland, they wind up beating the crap out of each other while screaming obscenities in the Happiest Place on Earth.

(re second half)

[Viking2002]

Oh the absolute worst of the worst in my opinion are these women who have some screeching, crying three year old in their cart, and it won't shut up. I mean constant, at ear-bleeding decibels. They can go twenty minutes. You can hear it from one end of the store to the other, and it echoes. I'm thinking, my God, woman, will you just go over to the hardware aisle and Duct Tape that kid's mouth shut? It sounds like it's being tortured with a propane torch. Sometimes I wish they'd do away with their greeters and station a customer service nurse at the door to hand out tranquilizers. *smh*