I just pray a bomber never hides C4 up his rectum.
But that's where the TSA seems to keep their collective heads...
What the hell are you doing? Don’t you realize the goobermint reads these threads? I have to fly to see the grandchildren in a couple weeks and if I end up getting “inspected” I am coming after you.
Just what I was thinking. Imagine the millions of free prostate exams the TSA will have to administer every year, until people start to complain and just drive, instead. And I bet more than a few TSA agents will be in the ‘I’ll take your word for it’ group and let them through, anyway.
One already did it in England.
and a passenger in flight in America tried to set his explosive laden underwear on fire
He was called the fruit of the boom bomber
“I just pray a bomber never hides C4 up his rectum.”
Rectum? Damn near killed him! ;-)
Because of one shoe bomber and since they aren’t allowed to profile 80 year old nuns have to remove their shoes.
Too late.
On 27 August 2009 in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia a suicide bomber tried to assassinate the Prince by detonating a bomb that he had concealed in his rectal cavity. The Prince survived. Needless to say the bomber gave new meaning to the phrase "blow it out your butt."
I seem to remember another too, where a burka babe had some in her rectum and her hoo-ha too.