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To: grey_whiskers; No_Doll_i
Penance for my sour attitude today.

Seen elsewhere on the internet:

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

Walmart won't let me shop there anymore.

928 posted on 08/27/2019 7:10:15 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Penance for my sour attitude today.

NOTED.
JOKE - accepted. :)


958 posted on 08/27/2019 8:35:55 PM PDT by bitt (The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see.- Ayn)
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To: grey_whiskers; joseburr

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally.

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THE SITUATION:
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THE TEST:

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YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

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THE QUESTION:

Here’s the question and please give an honest answer:

Would you:

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B) go with the classic simplicity of black and white


971 posted on 08/27/2019 9:07:28 PM PDT by bitt (The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see.- Ayn)
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