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Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
Walmart won't let me shop there anymore.
Penance for my sour attitude today.
NOTED.
JOKE - accepted. :)
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely and completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Miami with chaos all around you caused by a hurricane. There is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life trying not to be taken down with the debris.
Your move closer. Somehow the woman looks like...Good Heavens it’s Nancy Pelosi.
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Nancy Pelosi
OR you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the last minutes of one of the world’s most powerful women hell-bent on the destruction of the USA.
THE QUESTION:
Here’s the question and please give an honest answer:
Would you:
A) select high contrast color film, or...
B) go with the classic simplicity of black and white