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He Got a Joke Vanity Plate. The Joke Was on (Null and Void) Him
Newser ^ | 08/19/2019 | By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff

Posted on 08/20/2019 1:58:48 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

(Newser) – A California man's 2016 decision to get a vanity license plate set him on a path into a "Kafkaesque loop," reports Wired in a look at Joseph Tartaro's predicament. The computer security researcher began brainstorming possibilities that related to his industry, including "null pointer." He liked the NULL, and thought it would be humorous to additionally replace his wife's plate with VOID. Better still, he thought he might be "invisible" and be able to skirt a couple tickets. "I was like, 'I'm the s---,'" he told the crowd while recounting his story at DEF CON, per Mashable. The joke was on him. Nothing much happened in 2017, other than some trouble renewing the plate. But things got weird in 2018: Tickets for traffic violations made all over the state started pouring into his mailbox, with the fines totaling $12,049. Except he wasn't the offender.

As best Tartaro can tell, the trouble started in early 2018 when he paid a $35 ticket for not having a current registration sticker on his plate. He suspects someone scraped it off to use on their own car, and he decided not to bother fighting the fee. But upon paying it, his NULL plate got linked in the system to all incidents of "null"—cases where the cop forgot to take down the plate number, leaving the system with "null" in that field. Tartaro got the DMV to work with ticket issuer Citation Processing Center, getting the balance down to $6,262 and then $140. Which would be encouraging—except he can't reregister his car without paying the fines, and Tartaro indicates he doesn't want to unfairly pay for any tickets and worries more are on their way. (Read about another problematic vanity plate.)


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To: Responsibility2nd

Amazing how they design computer systems. Imagine if he had chosen “BLANK” or “INVALID”.


41 posted on 08/20/2019 6:10:47 PM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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To: PLMerite
The only time I applied for vanity plates was High School in the 70's.

I applied for EXEMPT.

It was already taken.

*All the cop cars had exempt on their plates at the top.

42 posted on 08/20/2019 6:11:39 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Hasn’t this happened before?

Yup. Some years back a guy thought it would be neat to have a plate with "NONE" on it. Same results. Police would find an abandoned car with no tags and enter "NONE" in the "licence plate" box.

43 posted on 08/20/2019 6:40:36 PM PDT by Oatka
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To: Responsibility2nd
Nulls will get you every time. True story, I once worked for the federal government, did some programming. One program involved a financial system. While trying to interface with that program, I discovered a bug, in which a NULL was used instead of a ZERO. Big mistake. It had been costing the government millions per year, about 30 million dollars the year I discovered it. I was a young, new programmer at the time working for a small think tank sort of group that had nothing to do with the main Keepers of the financial system, so when I informed them, I was in for something of a surprise. I had expected much thanks and even acolades for the discovery. My message indicated exactly where the bug was and how to fix it.

The message I received back was short and to the point, something to the effect of "The bug has been fixed, stop looking at our code". And that was that. The bug was fixed, Fed Gov saving millions per year, and all I got was a slap down. Needless to say, that and another incident informed the rest of my career working for the feds...

44 posted on 08/21/2019 7:58:33 AM PDT by Paradox (Don't call them mainstream, there is nothing mainstream about the MSM.)
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To: Deaf Smith

Maybe should have tried “MOF” (”Member Of Force).


45 posted on 08/21/2019 8:58:21 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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To: Responsibility2nd; null and void; Lakeshark

Not mein faulten!


46 posted on 08/22/2019 1:29:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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