[generally]

Envelopes got handed out. No one knows what was in them, so stories were made up that sounded exciting.

That’s all I’ve been able to find, maybe someone knows more.

The story told by Dr. J. Orlin Grabbe was that the contents of the folders included recordings of financial transaction proving certain members of congress were being brided totaling over $10 billion.

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If this is true, I’ll bet the best part was watching derps’ reactions to finding out which of the other derps was getting more. Imagine derp A who sold out his country for a mere $10,000 finding out that derp B got $millions.

[RitaOK]

The only point made in the “funeral notes” was that whatever it was, it was strikingly brief, completely absorbed in a single quick glance by every reader. (Except Hillary, who being the smartest woman in the room, either had trouble engaging her brain or trouble focusing her eye 👁 and read twice.) Jeb and Laura were the most interesting and neither was pleased with this note. Jeb seemed to go pale instantly, by just giving the thing a side eye glance. Perhaps it was a picture or an illustration, or a single word or two. Like... the Q Clock? HA!