[HangnJudge]

... The guy lost control of his bike after he hit a wild turkey.

I hit a deer once, at 50mph

[Mr. Lucky]

That’s a fast deer.

[Alberta's Child]

I’m surprised you’re here to tell us about it.

[crusty old prospector]

We had four people killed around here a few years ago when they came around a corner and hit a herd of feral hogs on the road. Also, a college student died when his sleeping bag came loose and locked up his back tire and caused him to lose control.