the sad thing is ... it was almost certainly not the waiters fault. It’s almost always the kitchens fault.
I know you probably didn’t mean it to be but i found your post hysterical!
It’s not a fun or funny thread, but I would have NEVER been bright enough to say such a thing in my life :)
It didn’t even occur to me but it is true.
And would have made a great MAD TV skit.