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1 posted on 08/17/2019 11:12:28 AM PDT by simpson96
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She probably hopes someone springs her out of jail.


2 posted on 08/17/2019 11:14:45 AM PDT by Redcitizen (Tagline not secure.)
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oh fer goodness sake, she wasn’t hiding, she was sleeping- she’s from florida, and noone instructed her how to properly sleep- The actual instructions probably said “Sleep IN Bed”


3 posted on 08/17/2019 11:16:15 AM PDT by Bob434
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I bet she spends a lot of time on the mattress.


4 posted on 08/17/2019 11:17:31 AM PDT by Track9
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Career criminal. She needs to be in prison.


5 posted on 08/17/2019 11:17:38 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Well, it wasn’t another Florida man story.


9 posted on 08/17/2019 11:22:37 AM PDT by alternatives? (Why have an army if there are no borders?)
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“This mattress is lumpy!”


10 posted on 08/17/2019 11:25:05 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Not guilty!!

She’s cute, she’s resourceful, she plans ahead.


12 posted on 08/17/2019 11:28:10 AM PDT by DannyTN
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15 posted on 08/17/2019 11:37:21 AM PDT by Paladin2
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She just misunderstood...


16 posted on 08/17/2019 11:37:43 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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Man disguised as chair.


17 posted on 08/17/2019 11:45:42 AM PDT by Bobalu (The Nobel Peace Prize doesn't deserve Trump.)
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#WhiteLivesMattress!


18 posted on 08/17/2019 11:48:35 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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Well, crap. Who knew it was illegal to hide in a mattress box spring? Some of these laws just seem to be made to make us criminals.


20 posted on 08/17/2019 11:50:23 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Tethingxas Eagle)
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She made her bed....


21 posted on 08/17/2019 11:51:12 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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Added to the list of charges: removed the mattress tag


22 posted on 08/17/2019 11:55:34 AM PDT by AF_Blue ("Lie? Me? Never! The truth is far too much fun." - Capt. J.A.S. Hook)
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Girl, you’re probably not going to be able to sleep your way out of this little predicament.


23 posted on 08/17/2019 11:57:25 AM PDT by Clay Moore (You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.)
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hiding in a hotel bed box spring after she had violated her probation

Terms of probation: No drugs, alcohol, or hiding under mattresses.

24 posted on 08/17/2019 11:58:37 AM PDT by Fido969 (In!)
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25 posted on 08/17/2019 12:04:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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What hotel was she at? I doubt it was at the Ritz or Hyatt... I want to know so I won’t accidentally check in there.


26 posted on 08/17/2019 12:14:24 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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Ingpay


27 posted on 08/17/2019 12:14:39 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Sounds like she’s Serta-fiable.


28 posted on 08/17/2019 12:20:41 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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