Come see the Amazing smart-toilet that can detect masturbation and stop the miscreant's evil deed.
The No-Jerk-O-Let ... only 78,000 each (cheap)
Posted on 08/16/2019 6:23:03 PM PDT by fruser1
...The toilets will sound an alarm, spray water and open doors if they detect violent movement...
...The toilets will have weight-sensitive floors to make sure only one person is using each cubicle at a time...
...The water jets will also be used to prevent smoking and drug-taking...
...A total of £170,000 is being spent on the futuristic toilets, with £135,000 paid by the town council and £35,000 paid by Bridgend Council...
(Excerpt) Read more at news.sky.com ...
“Lot Lizards”
DANG!
What a crappy idea.
I’m a normal man with a healthy libido but I cannot imagine ever being hard up enough to do it in a bathroom stall.
Yeah. I guess they saw all the fat Americans and said, Let's get fat, too!
Trust me they needed no prodding from Americans to get fat.
But the point of my post wasn’t to bash a segment of brits for being fat, its the whole idea of not considering large people using these things and triggering the weight sensors. I didn’t bring up fat americans because this article is focusing on a liberal british ‘solution’ that hasn’t been thought through.
I was thinking something similar.
Seems to me they are trying to fix something that isn't broken but what do I know about their toilets...
In other news “Showers for the homeless.”
Jeez, you go in there with a stomach bug or something to violently puke your brains out, the whole room attacks you and throws the door open so everyone can watch. WTH? Sounds like an episode of The Twilight Zone.
No, someone is going to get taxed more.
Not to worry: The electronics are provided by Lucas.
Come see the Amazing smart-toilet that can detect masturbation and stop the miscreant's evil deed.
The No-Jerk-O-Let ... only 78,000 each (cheap)
Aw, we had “sex in a public Welsh toilet” on our bucket list! Foiled by technology again.
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