I’ve got two kats, left over from a failed relationship with a Russian girl. Their names are Masha and Wally, and they will respond to those when called. They do, however, prefer “Masha-Masha-Prostokvashna!!!” “Mashkalushka!”, “Wally-Wally-Hot-Tamale!!!!” and “WallyWalleyeshka”!!! My neighbors all think I’m nuts.
My neighbors would think I’m nuts even without the cats.