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Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate
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Posted on 08/09/2019 2:07:37 PM PDT by ameribbean expat

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To: ameribbean expat

Moo always said Barry was stinky.


21 posted on 08/09/2019 3:17:09 PM PDT by bgill
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22 posted on 08/09/2019 3:24:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: ameribbean expat

“VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-LA-RAY.......”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHqHn9CGmKs


23 posted on 08/09/2019 3:26:43 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ameribbean expat

The next time the dems in congress have a lock on an ugly vote the republicans need to feast on beer, broccoli and eggs a few hours before the vote.


24 posted on 08/09/2019 3:27:00 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: jonascord

“If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, EVERYONE knows who did it...”

I’m guessing you don’t know many older folk.


25 posted on 08/09/2019 3:43:15 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: ameribbean expat

Confucious say “Fox smell own hole first”.


26 posted on 08/09/2019 4:37:35 PM PDT by VietVet876
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To: Rastus

The Fox Smells His Own Hole.


27 posted on 08/09/2019 4:56:47 PM PDT by rlmorel (Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
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To: ameribbean expat

Too funny. Seems like black folk are the most offended by farts.

I could tell a story but this isn’t the right place.


28 posted on 08/09/2019 5:00:09 PM PDT by Boomer (Our melting pot has turned into a pressure cooker)
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...

Clearing the ol’ room, eh? Well, just imagine how those young couples living in tiny houses in the USA feel.

DANG!


29 posted on 08/09/2019 5:36:07 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
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To: redfreedom
That's pretty funny!

My story involves a plane ride home to Dallas after a hard night drinking heavy dark beer in Frankfurt. Had plenty of room there in the back of the plane!

30 posted on 08/09/2019 6:02:59 PM PDT by misanthrope (Deranged, sinister deplorable)
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To: OKC Patriot

Another French taunt...

“Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!”


31 posted on 08/09/2019 6:17:21 PM PDT by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

When I started working it was in downtown Chicago, Imagine the opportunities as I was in a lot of elevators

Hit and run as it were

LOL


32 posted on 08/09/2019 6:39:12 PM PDT by 100American (Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
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To: Kickass Conservative

LOL!

God help them if there was a candle or other open flame around...


33 posted on 08/09/2019 6:40:03 PM PDT by 100American (Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
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To: 100American

Ever get a case of the winds so intense, you could actually crop-dust an entire Walmart? Yup. I did. If a good-looking young lady came around the corner of my aisle and crinkled her nose, I’d just point at the old granny-pants at the other end. LOL!


34 posted on 08/09/2019 7:15:08 PM PDT by Viking2002
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35 posted on 08/09/2019 7:24:31 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: ameribbean expat

A skunk smells it’s own burst first.


36 posted on 08/09/2019 7:36:20 PM PDT by Randy Larsen (Trump IS MY president and I'm damn proud of him!)
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To: Boomer

BS, bring it!


37 posted on 08/09/2019 7:39:16 PM PDT by Randy Larsen (Trump IS MY president and I'm damn proud of him!)
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To: ameribbean expat

I have no idea of what the local diet might be, but the imagination runs wild.


38 posted on 08/09/2019 10:52:21 PM PDT by CurlyDave
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