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1 posted on 08/08/2019 4:30:58 PM PDT by UB355
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What flavor were the carp?


2 posted on 08/08/2019 4:33:09 PM PDT by LIConFem (I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
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Another idiotic idea brought to you by idiots in government.


3 posted on 08/08/2019 4:35:33 PM PDT by Howie66 ("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
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Lime Scooter sounds like a bar shot drink.


4 posted on 08/08/2019 4:37:04 PM PDT by steveo
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Finders keepers.


5 posted on 08/08/2019 4:40:49 PM PDT by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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So it says that 25% are illegally riding on the sidewalk, yet it also says that 10% are not obeying traffic laws.

That is some interesting mathematics. Maybe we should call it trans math.


7 posted on 08/08/2019 4:42:03 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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They froze the program!

Gee, wonder why...?


8 posted on 08/08/2019 4:44:03 PM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds)
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Last night there was a story on the Denver news where a lot of the area municipalities are planning to prohibit scooters on sidewalks, and relegate them to bike lanes.

So now they won't be a danger to pedestrians, they'll be in danger from the cyclists.

10 posted on 08/08/2019 4:48:08 PM PDT by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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If he had been fishing for a different kind of fish maybe he would have come up with a Raspberry, Peach, Cherry or other type of scooter.


13 posted on 08/08/2019 4:53:16 PM PDT by A strike (Import third world become third world)
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"Some love them, some hate them," he said. "But people need to not throw them in the water; that's not the solution to the problem they perceive."

I guess you could douse them in gasoline and light them on fire but ... air pollution.

14 posted on 08/08/2019 4:55:46 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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Fishing for carp? That’d be about the last thing I’d be fishing for.


15 posted on 08/08/2019 5:01:39 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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What is a lime scooter, ok I guess it’s an electric scooter. How do people get your scooter and throw it in the water? This seems to be a common occurrence.


18 posted on 08/08/2019 5:05:08 PM PDT by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant.)
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I hope it doesn’t turn out to be a lemon.


20 posted on 08/08/2019 5:06:07 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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So I am not saying it could work....
But if you find a lime scooter abandoned....
You can buy a controller that replaces all the Lime electronics for $30 on Ebay, maybe, possibly and it could happen.
But that you can find instructions and links to the Ebay auctions online are really none of my business.
Where I live those things are like more litter...


22 posted on 08/08/2019 5:10:34 PM PDT by glasseye ("24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ H. L. Mencken)
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He caught some crap instead?


25 posted on 08/08/2019 5:19:49 PM PDT by Paladin2
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It was not equipped with a proper flotation system.


26 posted on 08/08/2019 5:21:20 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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You don’t need to fish for carp. The will jump in the boat. I’ve seen the pictures.


29 posted on 08/08/2019 5:24:44 PM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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Milwaukee’s version of Evil Knievel, Awful Knawful, tried to jump Lake Michigan on his scooter.

He almost made it.


31 posted on 08/08/2019 5:27:39 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I am so glad this was posted, I had to stop everything else I was doing to devote my full attention to reading it as a must read article...

/S

Why in the world is this posted here ??


33 posted on 08/08/2019 5:44:48 PM PDT by 100American (Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
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>>Retrieving the electric scooter was too much for Baumann to handle on his own, so he recruited the help of Tim Ritter

Tim’s first response when he handled the fishing line was “what a load of carp!”


34 posted on 08/08/2019 6:26:37 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Stolen and abandoned in the lake, no doubt.


38 posted on 08/09/2019 8:25:14 AM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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