"Are you wearing a thong, madam?" "A traditional one among my people, yes." "What do you mean?" "It's a hula hoop festooned with a hemp rope sling." "What does 'festooned' mean?" "I don't know."
44 posted on 08/06/2019 12:32:37 PM PDT by sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
