Posted on 08/03/2019 4:01:12 PM PDT by Baynative
WORLD—Climate experts have solemnly warned that we only have twelve years left until they change the dates on global warming again.
"If we don't take action, then in 12 years we will have to explain why the world hasn't ended and come up with a new number," one UN scientist warned. "This is a very serious threat, and we urge everyone to hand control of the economy to the government immediately before we have no more time left to change the timeline again."
The scientific consensus is that roughly 10-12 years from now, the world will be flooded with new doomsday predictions. This can all be avoided if we overhaul the economy and become socialists, according to non-political, unbiased sciencey type guys.
"Should we not change our ways, our old predictions will melt, dangerously raising the chance of us having to move the goalposts again," said Al Gore. "Do you really want me to write another book, film another movie, and go on another tour in my private jet just because you dingbats couldn't be bothered to alter your lifestyles? I don't think so. Let's all get on board with this 12-year figure, or we'll have to push back the date again."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Of all the global warming predictions, I would bet this one has a near 100% chance of coming true.
Those non-political, unbiased sciencey type guys will have to completely redo their timelines for lots of government money.
Experts who sht on other experts. I just love how I as an aeronautical enginner get myself lectured on climate by frustrated bimbos with women studies degrees and an obvious criminal conduct with respect to learning actual science.
I predict the end of the world in 5 million years! Panic now!
Babylonbee nails it.
One of the Bee’s better ones.
I watched a very interesting BBC series on the Planets. They described Venus as the most Hellish planet in the solar system but also said that if the Sun warms at the same rate it is warming now in a billion years Earth will be as bad or worse than Venus. So we have that to look forward to.
DANG !
Can someone, anyone, please, Please, PLEASE just tell us how much time we have left ?!?
They need to be more concerned about when God decides His ultimate global warming is going into effect. Considering God is in charge of the universe, He alone decides the final outcome (which by the way is totally destroyed - both heaven and earth) The following 17 verses are well worth the read for everyone . . .especially the globalists.
2 Peter 3 New Life Version (NLV)
The World Will Be Destroyed
3 Dear friends, this is the second letter I have written to you. In both of them I have tried to get you to remember some things. 2 You should remember the words that were spoken before by the holy early preachers. Do not forget the teaching of the Lord, the One Who saves. This was given to you by your missionaries.
3 First of all, I want you to know that in the last days men will laugh at the truth. They will follow their own sinful desires. 4 They will say, “He promised to come again. Where is He? Since our early fathers died, everything is the same from the beginning of the world.” 5 But they want to forget that God spoke and the heavens were made long ago. The earth was made out of water and water was all around it. 6 Long ago the earth was covered with water and it was destroyed. 7 But the heaven we see now and the earth we live on now have been kept by His word. They will be kept until they are to be destroyed by fire. They will be kept until the day men stand before God and sinners will be destroyed.
8 Dear friends, remember this one thing, with the Lord one day is as 1,000 years, and 1,000 years are as one day. 9 The Lord is not slow about keeping His promise as some people think. He is waiting for you. The Lord does not want any person to be punished forever. He wants all people to be sorry for their sins and turn from them. 10 The day of the Lord will come as a robber comes. The heavens will pass away with a loud noise. The sun and moon and stars will burn up. The earth and all that is in it will be burned up.
11 Since all these things are to be destroyed in this way, you should think about the kind of life you are living. It should be holy and God-like. 12 You should look for the day of God to come. You should do what you can to make it come soon. At that time the heavens will be destroyed by fire. And the sun and moon and stars will melt away with much heat. 13 We are looking for what God has promised, which are new heavens and a new earth. Only what is right and good will be there.
14 Dear friends, since you are waiting for these things to happen, do all you can to be found by Him in peace. Be clean and free from sin. 15 You can be sure the long waiting of our Lord is part of His plan to save men from the punishment of sin. God gave our dear brother Paul the wisdom to write about this also. 16 He wrote about these things in all of his writings. Some of these things are hard to understand. People who do not have much understanding and some who are not strong in the faith change the meaning of his letters. They do this to the other parts of the Holy Writings also. They are destroying themselves as they do this.
17 And so, dear friends, now that you know this, watch so you will not be led away by the mistakes of these sinful people. Do not be moved by them. 18 Grow in the loving-favor that Christ gives you. Learn to know our Lord Jesus Christ better. He is the One Who saves. May He have all the shining-greatness now and forever. Let it be so.
And I was just listening to Prince’s “1999”. Apocolypses need their own theme songs so we can distinguish them.
They need to agree on a time. One group says 10. One group says 11. One group says 12. Let them make up their minds,
Is the BBS saying that the Sun’s output is increasing? I have never hear that one before. If that happened, Mars, Ceres, Callisto, Ganamede, and Titan might become very pleasant places to live.
Bfl
According to AOC, 11.49 years.
Thank you so much!
However, how can we rely on A. Occasional Cortex’ scientific acumen?
The folks who write the Babylon Bee are excellent. As usual, this is spot on.
That goal post will have moved long before 11.5 years is over.
No, they are saying that the sun is expanding as part of the normal life cycle of a star and as it does we will get warmer and eventually be destroyed. Astronaut Mike Massimo did a documentary on it Video here it's watchable but don't click on the link as they suggest. Since you live in the USA (I live in Spain) you may find it on one of the streaming TV services in better quality.
In a billion years we will be living well off Earth, probably out to the Oort cloud. We may even have the tech to move Earth out to the edge of the solar system.
That was one of 2 scenarios they put forth, using the gravitational pull of meteors to gradually move Earth's orbit further away. The other was just getting the heck out of Dodge. Either way I won't be around to worry about it.
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