Posted on 08/02/2019 5:32:59 PM PDT by Politically Correct
U.S.—While President Trump’s official website has long sold Make America Great Again hats, a recent uptick in calls for public pushback against Trump supporters has led to the website replacing the hats with MAGA helmets for anyone brave enough to go out in public wearing them.
“Want to go to the store in your MAGA hat, but afraid of being assaulted, having water thrown on you, or getting smacked with a baseball bat?” Trump says in a promo video on the website. “The MAGA helmet is for you. I’ve gotta say, I’ve seen lots of tactical helmets in my day. This one’s the best. Tremendous stuff.”
The helmets are said to be “almost guaranteed” to protect any Trump supporter from mobs at the local Whole Foods market, Starbucks, or other place generally considered to be unsafe for conservatives. As a disclaimer on the website reads, “While no helmet can protect you from injuries 100%, wearing our MAGA helmet will greatly increase your chances of surviving a violent encounter.”
Waiting for the MAGA Glock.
I actually bought an airforce pilots helmut with face visor knockoff and a chemical mask. It’s black but i could put a red MAGA on the front. got to be ready for the day.
Here you go
The MAGA AR-15....
I can see plastic red MAGA hardhats selling out fast at every rally and online.
Don’t need no stinkin helmet. What I carry is sufficient protection.
If that is not an official Trump store it could be a setup to hurt Trump, because those helmets look like Nazi helmets. For that reason we should not order them or wear them. Stick with the caps.
A.) It's Babylon Bee. It's satire. Not real. and B.) Those look like standard tactical helmets. Don't be a snowflake.
If I knew how to post pics, it would be one of a red transformer! If I knew how to edit them, it would have a MAGA hat on it!
No satire here. Good idea.
It’s needed.
Redditors seem pretty liberal. Not a lot of love for the holster!
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