Posted on 08/02/2019 2:35:36 PM PDT by CptnObvious
Can't you see it. Hillary Rides in on a White Horse to Save the DemocRATS and American from Donald Trump.
With the DemocRAT Presidential candidates tearing each other and the DemocRAT Party. The leftists are eating each other alive. Hillary, the Voice of Reason, makes a Historic Comeback (as the Lamestream Press will call it) to save the Day.
The only question is whether the other DemocRAT candidates will put up with it and whether the DNC will too.
Actually, I’m a bit surprised those in the DEM race now or someone close to them haven’t had “accidents”.
Dems these days barely tolerate the Clintons, there’s no way they’d give her the nomination.
Three questions:
1. Who’s going to put her on the horse? (She’s not going to be able to get on by herself.)
2. Who’s going to steady her while she sits on the horse? (She’s not going to be able to steady herself.)
3. Do they make stirrups for cankles?
Her spirit is willing, cold, evil, and totally hungry. Her flesh (ICK, barfing image), however, ain’t up to it.
I’ll say the same thing I posted on he other 500+ threads about this silly topic. Hillary Clinton has been photographed or videotaped making speeches at least a half-dozen times in the last few months, and in every instance she had her ass planted on a couch or soft chair instead of standing up like a normal human being. She’s in no shape to do anything that requires more exertion than a walk to the bathroom.
Please allow me to paint the scenario.
Hillary is recruited as close to the election as possible, where she can still get on the ballot (of course the DNC will use the Torricelli and Lautenberg swap after the Torch resigned as precedent). She won’t have to go on the road and campaign, she won’t have to debate, she won’t have to fund raise, and she will get the most positive press from the MSM.
There is nothing to stop this from happening.
PURRRRFECT!!
Hillary??? Who couldn’t even win a rigged election???
Here I come to save the day!!!!
That means that Mighty Rat is on her way
They’ll have to install her on her (poor) horse with a crane, just like ol’ Henry VIII.
The horse will come equipped with training wheels.
In that scenario she wouldn’t even be able to get on the ballot in most states. Only the ones with corrupt election boards would be complicit players in that delusional case. And even the corrupt ones would probably rather do that sort of thing for someone other than Hillary.
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You don’t actually think the DNC is that stupid to slip cankles in at the last moment?
How many lawsuits can the DNC defend at one time?
Every viable democrat candidate will sue....
More likely Oprah or Michelle rides in....and why is the horse racist?
Hillary is recruited as close to the election as possible, where she can still get on the ballot (of course the DNC will use the Torricelli and Lautenberg swap after the Torch resigned as precedent). She won’t have to go on the road and campaign, she won’t have to debate, she won’t have to fund raise, and she will get the most positive press from the MSM.
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Hmm. I can see a scenario where that happens... Biden gets the nomination and then (to channel Gomer Pyle) surprise, surprise, surprise! He has some medical issue due to his advanced age and has to drop out of the race.
Hillary announces she still has all of those fireworks in storage, the mainstream media has a mass orgasm and we get to enjoy Donald Trump beating her all over again (or maybe not - this time they’d pull out EVERY possible stop in order to appear to win).
Maybe just the rear end of a horse.
Isn’t this suppose to read “A White Horse Rides in to Save the Demmocraps” ? Or are my visualizations dyslexic?
That’ll have to be a draft horse.
Do you mean Michelle? I am not much of a politi-pundit, but it seems to me it’s far more likely that Michelle could take the nomination as a “dark horse” if you will, than Hillary, who is clearly washed up. She looks more like a fossil every day.
I say FR's obsession with the long-over Clintons is a problem.
Neither of them wield any power.
Hillary is a sick old drunk who couldn't win a rigged election, and Obama/Jarrett have thrown her away like a broken toy.
The chances of her being the Democrat nominee for Chappaqua dog catcher, never mind President, are zero.
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