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[satire] Gay Bar Sues City Over 'Manhole' Ban
The Howling Fly ^

Posted on 07/23/2019 8:57:34 AM PDT by chordmaster

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To: chordmaster

That’s stupid. Anybody old enough to go to that bar, any bar, will know what each term means. Lots of businesses use antiquated, though still familiar terms. So stop wasting Court Time and take a walk!
All this faux outrage may just be a sly way of advertising their presence anyway.


21 posted on 07/23/2019 9:11:49 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: DungeonMaster

“I don’t get it.”

Sometimes it’s best not to.


22 posted on 07/23/2019 9:12:22 AM PDT by mumblypeg
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To: lee martell

This is a satire site. Even the fake ads are satire.


23 posted on 07/23/2019 9:14:28 AM PDT by WashingtonSource
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To: Dilbert San Diego

You’ll be putting down that popcorn and picking up a firearm in another few years, if it ‘all’ starts turning out the way I suspect it will


24 posted on 07/23/2019 9:16:35 AM PDT by L,TOWM (An upraised middle finger is my virtue signal.)
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To: chordmaster

Can’t wait for the discovery process...when the inner-workings of the manhole will be discussed.


25 posted on 07/23/2019 9:17:02 AM PDT by moovova
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To: FewsOrange

Yep, that’s our clue, right there.
Giving the Babylon Bee some competition.


26 posted on 07/23/2019 9:17:47 AM PDT by mumblypeg
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To: chordmaster

From the headline I thought it was the one on Santa Monica Blvd...


27 posted on 07/23/2019 9:21:30 AM PDT by null and void (The Democratic Party is back to loving workers but hating employers. A winning formula I'm sure.)
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To: Drango

“SATIRE???”

“The City has retained the services of Aspinger, Rimmer and Pummel to defend the lawsuit, a firm specializing in the area of non-heterosexual municipal gender legislation. A spokesperson for the firm declined to comment “Until we can fully insert ourselves into the case.””


28 posted on 07/23/2019 9:25:24 AM PDT by aquila48
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To: chordmaster

Could change the name to The Butthole


29 posted on 07/23/2019 9:28:10 AM PDT by Gman
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To: WashingtonSource

Yep.
But things we fall outta our chairs laughing about today, may become the Mandate within the next year or two.
That seems to be happening more and more,
especially when it has to do with anything LGBT.


30 posted on 07/23/2019 9:38:46 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: chordmaster

There is a bar in my city named The Hole. Yep, it is a gay bar.


31 posted on 07/23/2019 9:52:05 AM PDT by forgotten man
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To: Gman

back hole.


32 posted on 07/23/2019 10:12:26 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (The Left doesnÂ’t have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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To: chordmaster

It’s going to be busy with only one manhole in town.


33 posted on 07/23/2019 10:52:25 AM PDT by seowulf
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But things we fall outta our chairs laughing about today, may become the Mandate humandate within the next year or two.

Fixed it for you. Wouldn't want the bezerkly language police on your case now would you?

34 posted on 07/23/2019 11:42:27 AM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: John O

Lol! Good catch.


35 posted on 07/23/2019 11:59:39 AM PDT by lee martell
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