Damn! I thought it was bad when the damn seagull ran away with my freaking ENTIRE Big Mac in Buenoventura Plaza (now Pacific View) in Venture, CA.
Then the bastard came back and laughed at me perched on the post he nailed me from). I should have had gull wings surprise.
Gull wing surprise=1 1/8 ounce of #6 shot?
One dive-bombed me on Clearwater Beach, FL. I was preparing to take a bite of my luscious BLT, when a gull swooped down and knocked it out of my hand, sending B, L, T and bread flying every direction. Within 15 seconds, others and maybe the culprit, too, swooped down and made off with all the goodies. I learned that’s common on that beach if one isn’t vigilant.
Are slingshots outlawed in Kali?
An African seagull, maybe.