Ah, but if Amerikka just had open borders, this problem wouldn't exist! After all, remove the Border Patrol and there is no more need to be concerned about how to protect Border Patrol agents from such drugs AND, you have no need to secure the contraband. Problem solved!
Besides, the Border Patrol are all raciss, anyway.
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Oh, gee. How did that picture of Sandy the beer wench, get on that post? I don’t believe she ever said anything quite like that.
Oh, my!