Dang Windy, I thought you talking about me!
Just to add to the conversation.....Here's a Texas joke written by the fiction author Nelson DeMille:
"Texas is a place you can see farther, and less, than any place in the world."
Sorry to say Windy, I laughed hard at that one.......
Nothing wrong with a little humor. We should all learn to laugh at ourselves once in a while and not be so rigid about every doggone thing in life.