Posted on 07/18/2019 3:49:13 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth, and finally, back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love RAP"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2020"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is A great role model"
10. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Kaepernick Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault”
14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"
- and the last sticker is;
15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
How bout this
Kiss my ass pilgrim
Big amen! I lived in Texas for about half a year and remember getting my first BBQ thinking it'd be good. Only to learn that they make it from beef unless you ask otherwise (in Alabama the default is pork). :)
Are you serious?
You spend more damn time pissing and moaning about my critique of that state than you apparently spend kipping it from being New California.
“Duuuuur I’ll make a sentence telling him to kiss my ass and add “pilgrim” on the end like John Wayne said it. That makes it super rough and tough!!!”
At this rate, I’m starting to wonder how the Democrats haven’t taken the place over sooner.
I have spoken to you one time you raving fool
So you are so out of your flipping mind, that you replied to a day old post with that stupidity, and then call me a “raving fool”?
It’s STILL a retarded post from another windbag from that state.
Spend MORE TIME on the people turning that state into California, because you dont seem all that interested in telling those people to “Kiss my ass” apparently.
FU
YAWN.
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