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To: Pearls Before Swine

About twenty years ago I was on the links having a nice round but these guys behind us were “pushing” us. We weren’t slow, they were just in a hurry.

I was standing next to a green while my friend was putting. I heard this sound like a jet engine, then the next thing I knew I was lying on the ground. The ball hit my right front chest, at a glancing angle. If it had been direct I would have had more serious injuries. As it was I had three bruised ribs.

I got up and walked towards the guys behind us. Don’t remember what I said, but they were not in a hurry any more.


15 posted on 07/16/2019 5:06:06 PM PDT by Rennes Templar (Heaven has a wall and gates. Hell has open borders.)
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To: Rennes Templar

Bring a shotgun.

https://youtu.be/-JE4GYS63ak


18 posted on 07/16/2019 5:11:45 PM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Rennes Templar

I got it 30 years ago, from a good buddy no less.
Hit me left side, tore my ear a bit.
Ears can bleed beyond expectation.
Had them tape some ‘feminine’ products under my ear and drove myself to the hospital.
Took a few weeks off from the golf league.


24 posted on 07/16/2019 5:21:35 PM PDT by glasseye ("24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ H. L. Mencken)
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