not even if they throw in a case of New Coke?
Pretty sure not with even with a case of New Coke, an additional case of Coke Throwback and a final one of Crystal Pepsi.
Among other reasons, cop cars are now coming with decibel meters. The cop car itself tells the cops when loud exhausts are near, and loud exhausts are nice big tickets in many places, to the point where in extreme cases, the cops get to seize the vehicle and auction it off.