[Tired of Taxes]

So I don’t imagine this could possibly lead to anything other than a bunch of confused city people trying to navigate their way around endless unmarked gravel roads in broiling dusty salt flats.

Maybe the government just wants everyone to believe that aliens are locked up in Area 51.

While the conspiracy theorists wander in circles there, maybe all this time, the aliens have been locked up somewhere else. ;-)

[I-ambush]

This is actually a plan put in place by the MIB to gather all the UFO agitators in one spot and hit them with the neuralizer beam.