(For the humor impaired, and for the record, this was a satire article…)
That’s the way some of us say “thanksgiving” here on Staten Island already :)
And after giving thanks, instead of saying “Amen”, you say “Abrams”.
Tanks for the memories!
To those who keyworded this thread: if I met someone who wrote for the Babylon Bee, I’d shake their hand and thank them.
I see BB threads posted here regularly by various FReepers, none of which as near as I can determine, have any connection with the Bee. So nobody is pimping their own blog.