Posted on 06/28/2019 6:16:59 PM PDT by Innovative
We lived in a singles apartment and often left the front door open. One evening we were doing a little pot when a tomcat came strolling in. One of us blew some smoke into a paper sack and put it over the cat’s head. The cat fought it off and ran outside.
A few minutes later, the cat came back and tried to get its head into the sack.
I'm not seeing the down-side.
Arrested? C'mon... Who hasn't done this?
I did all the same things, even driving them and releasing.
Now I just use the pellet with a scope.
Still, they’re pretty smart.
Relocate them to a dog pound.
He was not arrested because of the squirrel.
“was wanted for possession of an illegal firearm, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.”
But that is not interesting, but someone thought that a poor drugged up squirrel is, and they started to write articles about it.
The neighbor was an animal rights kook. She would have gone berserk and called the authorities after her little yapper found the carcass.
The dang critter zoomed up the fence post after I shot him like nothing had happened. He ran down the top of the fence about 20 feet and, kerplop, fell dead into Ms. Animal Rights Kook’s yard.
I quickly cobbled together a gaff hook on the end of my rake handle and snagged the little guy and tossed him in the garbage. It was a race against the clock and I think I barely won. I learned my lesson - stick with the Hav-a-Hart trap. They don’t run away when caught.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the Amazon jungle, someone is feeding Seconal to sloths.
Squirrels name was Deez Nutzz. Lol. Was wanted person on last weekends live pd.
If you are going to keep terns in your apartment, you need to have at least two. One good tern deserves another.
To everything - tern, tern, tern
There is a season- tern, tern, tern
And a time to every purpose under heaven
I fed my squirrels peanut brittle for a few days. They went nuts. Can’t imagine how they’d act on meth.
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