You do know this is satire, right? (Satire) must be added to the headline or Mods will zot it.
Doesn’t the source, Babylon Bee, sort of give it away. When satire is this obvious it shouldn’t need a tag.
Of course, with Bernie, it’s hard to tell.
Moderator: You may add “satire” to the title or zap at your discretion.
I don’t think this one qualifies as “Satire”, every candidate is preaching exactly this message to the masses.