[Cowgirl of Justice]

When I was a flight attendant, back in the early 2000's I was at the Chicago airport and some weirdo exposed himself to me and one of my friends when he approached us trying to eat our lunch. He was caught and our flight was delayed so we could ID him. The airport police told us they were going to put him in a lineup for us to identify him and we laughed hysterically as we told them we couldn't ID him by his face. 😁 So, the police let us Southern girls go, telling us we would be getting a court date in the mail and when we got back to our now delayed flight, the passengers gave us a cheering, standing ovation. My point - this weirdo had a huge round keyring attached to a belt loop, filled with probably 100 keys and we were told that he had keys he wasn't supposed to have of the airport. Just sayin'.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Years ago, each morning I had stop by security and sign out a key ring, return it each afternoon.
Do NOT forget it and drive home!!! You WILL be back.

Guessing they gave out key rings to on a semi-permanent basis?

The jamoke left them hanging in a lock somewhere or the other?