Posted on 06/23/2019 6:30:21 AM PDT by Leaning Right
This knife is for real. And it has an amazing 87 different folding tools. But what makes this product stand out are all the wacky comments by the reviewers. Most of them are comedy gems.
Here are just two: "I tried to file my nails, but in the process I accidentally fixed a small engine that was near by. Which was nice."
"With this, I once fought off a family of hungry grizzlies by simply pulling it out of my pocket. They apologized for the inconvenience and left."
Victorinox now owns Wenger.
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You don’t stab anyone with it to defend yourself, just throw it and they will end up with a Fractured Skull.
Useless.
No Torx wrench set! T25, T20, T15 ....
(And the calibrated left-hand metric crescent wrench is missing.)
Looks like it only weighs 8 or 9 pounds.
I actually have one which takes Torx bits. It comes with an adapter and holder for the six bits. The ones which come with it are all allen bits but I have a set of around 100 various bits which fit the holder and could be used to replace the allen bits which came with it.
It also comes with pliers. Not the little ones but nearly full size.
Hilarious
And I thought Twitter took up too much of my life...
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