Always remember the wife has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that - is the start of a new argument.
CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
Truth. At least the small fortune bit. I know people who spent $40,000 (and more) to buy an RV they only use 10 days a year.
10 years ago, I spent $7,500 on a quality USED RV. Can’t count how many days, weeks and even months I’ve used it.
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
Truth.
Husband: What’d I do wrong this time?
Wife: If you don’t know, then I won’t tell you.
bkmk
My friends wife was named Dawn, while on vacation he bought a hat at the country store that said:
I’m So Horny
even the crack of dawn looks good.