When I was in college I opened a can of coke, drank a bit and thought it tasted weird, sort of had a mountain dewish vibe (which I hate). On my third swig something washed into my mouth. An entire cockroach.
Now Coke did the same thing. "You know, the law allows us to have a certain amount of insect parts so it was totally legal but we don't ever want to have any. send us the can with the roach so we can run tests and we'll give you a case of soda for your trouble". I thought that sounded weak but my dad said "were there witnesses? If not, you won't get anything. Just take the case of coke" which I did. Mistake.
By the way, the law says something like you can have something minute like one insect egg in a million gallons of coke, anything more is totally illegal. An entire cockroach? Yeah, they should have paid to keep that one quiet.
No wonder you switched to Pepsi.
I was going to say that the Sparrow contained the allocation of Bug Parts so what’s the problem ?
I mean She got the Spinach and the Bug Parts with a BONUS of Pressure Cooked Sparrow.