[ETL]

They need to do a side by side with the Mooch in her yellow outfit with the snakeskin boots

"Michelle Obama's sparkly [$4,000!!] Balenciaga boots steal the show at final book-tour stop"--L.A.Slimes

[McGavin999]

HA! Not even close. Our FLOTUS is elegant and beautiful. Mooch is awkward and uncomfortable in her own skin.

[RegulatorCountry]

I’ve been prone to just rolling my eyes to all the talk about Michelle Obama being transsexual but I do note that she reflexively reaches down to “adjust herself” before sitting down. I can’t say I’ve ever noticed a woman doing that. Just about all men do, it’s a physical necessity.