Son, always remember the Bundy credo: "Lie when your wife is waking, lie when your belly's aching, lie when you know she's faking. Lie, sell shoes and lie."
When it comes to sex always lie.
Deny, deny, deny, even of your Pants are wrapped around your Ankles.
Son, always remember the Bundy credo: "Lie when your wife is waking, lie when your belly's aching, lie when you know she's faking. Lie, sell shoes and lie."
“When it comes to sex always lie.”
Women excel at this compared to men. Their voice stays steady while a man’s goes up an octave when dissembling.