Just blame Trump.
CNN will put you on the news.
Its Trumps global raining.
Well, if all this endless rain comes to that certain point, don't put the dumbasscrats in charge of filling up the "NOAA" ark! They'll fill that sucker up with queers, transgenders, fruitcakes, bulldykes, and various other LGBTQ weirdos, and nothing will survive, as they'll all be fruitful, but they won't multiply (especially those missing white males)!