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Alligator with a huge knife stuck in its head is spotted swimming around Texas lake
Daily Mail ^
| 14 June 2109
| Luke Kenton
Posted on 06/14/2019 3:25:45 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: piasa
New wrinkle to numbly peg? Look I know Johnny Wisemueller is dead, but this may be someone watching old Tarzan movies and acting out. They need to put out sound recorders and trail cams. Oh and watch the elephants. Ya hear umgowa, then Elvis may have left the building, but old Johnny is back.
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:37:03 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought. ))
To: mkmensinger
15 posts.... FReepers are slipping I tell ya!
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:38:46 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
To: OldNewYork
From the angle of the knife it looks like a wannabe Crocodile Dundee got on its back while it was sunning itself and plunged the knife in from behind. Probably had an “oh sh1t!” moment when the gator livened up and flipped him off — the guy’s scramble marks are probably dug into the shoreline somewhere next to a large pile of human feces.
It’s a kitchen knife not a hunting knife so they might want to visit with the Cajun guy in the neighborhood.
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:38:58 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: pax_et_bonum
How close is the nearest bar? This smells of I got $5.00 says ya can’t.
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:41:13 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought. ))
To: raybbr
My pals down in the gutter tell me that low-velocity ammo will bounce off a gator skull?
And I get my best info from the gutter.
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:41:24 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: piasa
How do you know you’re visiting a Cajun zoo? Recipes on the enclosures.
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:42:57 PM PDT
by
OldNewYork
(Operation Wetback II, now with computers)
To: mkmensinger
“You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:43:08 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Or they’re getting younger (or we’re getting older).
To: DUMBGRUNT
And the alligator replied, “You should have seen the other guy!”
To: Equine1952
I got $5.00 says ya can’t
Hold my beer and watch this...
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:47:33 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Crocodile Dundee seen leaving ....
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:50:02 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: SkyDancer
Crocodile Dundee seen leaving ....
Did you happen to see if he had his knife with him?
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:56:24 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Check it’s belly for the knife owner...
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:57:08 PM PDT
by
Pikachu_Dad
("the media are selling you a line of soap)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Justin Wilson said “Dey tastes like chicken”. His address to the Ducks Unlimited banquet in Houston Texas years ago was a classic. He could cook too. Need to borrow a cup of cayenne pepper. Find your nearest Cajun neighbor. 😀
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posted on
06/14/2019 3:57:28 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought. ))
To: DUMBGRUNT
Here's a clue I zoomed in on....
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posted on
06/14/2019 4:03:58 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: Pikachu_Dad
Gator now thinks he is a Shark.
Drafted by the San Jose Sharks from the U. Of Florida Gators.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Maybe the gator was attempting to commit Arkancide.
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posted on
06/14/2019 4:05:01 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(With Jesus, there is more wealth in my soul, than acres of diamonds and mountains of gold.)
To: Equine1952
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posted on
06/14/2019 4:10:28 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: All
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posted on
06/14/2019 4:11:16 PM PDT
by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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