You may reconsider that statement, while some US team members are good looking, there are far too many female soccer players internationally that would leave you scratching your eyes out if you saw them in bikinis. Sexist I know but just try to find the cute ones during a game, do not worry you will not miss any of the action.
Well you could make it a drinking game. Camel toeses and camel noses.
Spotting a camel nose first is a foul and your opponents have to drink. Spotting a camel toe first is a score and you get to skip the next drink.
Google camel nose if you don’t know it refers to a budgie being smuggled.
Doggy style was invented so ugly girls can have action too.