There comes an age when people assume they've heard just about everything but it just isn't so. I swear that I had someone approach me 2 days ago and start talking about this. Now this person wanted me to know that they were quite clever and wanted me to know that they were no fool, clearly birds are real...or at least most of them, "but not seagulls. You never see their eggs. Those are from the government."
All I could think was, "And this is a person that is allowed to vote."
It isn’t “nature” unless David Attenborough says it’s nature.
Everything else is the C_A, man.
#davesnothereman