[MattMusson]

She says if we pay her more, she will be less likely to take bribes. (And, that is not from the Bee. It’s true.)

[FrdmLvr]

So she’ll take the bribe from us when we bribe her not to take bribes from the usual suspects?

[mumblypeg]

Yep. Also not satire: that one of her FIRST acts as a FIRST year congresswoman, is to VOTE HERSELF A PAYRAISE! Real hero of the poor & downtrodden, that one is.