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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Frightened people check under their beds for monsters.
Monsters check under their beds for Chuck Norris.


6 posted on 06/10/2019 12:56:33 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right

Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug next to his fireplace.
Actually, it’s a LIVE bear. It’s just afraid to move!


7 posted on 06/10/2019 5:54:19 AM PDT by willgolfforfood
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