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To: Leaning Right

Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug next to his fireplace.
Actually, it’s a LIVE bear. It’s just afraid to move!


7 posted on 06/10/2019 5:54:19 AM PDT by willgolfforfood
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To: willgolfforfood

Monsters and ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories.


8 posted on 06/10/2019 8:10:11 AM PDT by myerson
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Scientists have finally figured out why the
Universe is expanding, it’s trying to get away
from Chuck Norris.


9 posted on 06/10/2019 8:13:16 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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