I accidentally swallowed an icecube the other day, and haven’t pooped it out yet, I’m getting worried!
Hate to say it, but you will have to fish for it with a pop sickle stick.
That makes two of us BUT mine wasn’t an accident.
Part of my ‘safety training’ if I take 2 ice cubes together, I have boiling water standing by in case one gets lodged.
Be interesting to see if the cure is ‘worse’ than the problem.
Yes, it isn’t easy being me....<: <: <:
You should be. 90% of that ice cube is underwater!
The ice cube you swallowed is probably stuck in your intestine in a frozen state. You need to drink at least a half a gallon of very warm H2O while in a standing position and then take a nap for at least one hour. The cube should be melted by that time and passing out of your body.
If not passed in an hour, repeat the above instructions with slightly warmer water and again lie down for a hour. If no results by that time, call 911 and to to emergency room of local hospital for emergency surgery to remove the solid piece of rock imbedded in your intestine.
Good luck... let us folks at FR how this works out for you!
Presumably made of pure deadly di-Hydrogen monoxide.
Lmao
Good one!! Tell your doctor that. Get x-rays.
I hear a good scare can turn ones bowels into ice water....mull over what would have happened if Hillary had won....