Posted on 06/04/2019 7:32:09 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Just think how many Yugos you could buy...
In a Yugo
As the snow flies
At a used car lot on the edge of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo
And they drive with pride
Cause if there’s one thing that this world needs
It’s environmental friends who’ll take the lead
In a Yugo
They say, “people don’t you understand
Those suburbans are ruining the land”
But they’ll wish they had a full size van one day
They point fingers at you and me
They say we’re too blind to see
But do we simply use our heads
And choose another way?
As those small wheels turn
Fifty miles to the gallon
And their knees on their chest
They’re gonna save enough gas
For all of the rest
In a Yugo
Then one day on the interstate
They suddenly lose control
They swerve to miss a baby duck
They’re squashed beneath a produce truck
But they drove with pride...
And as the crowds drive past a little flat car
You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far
In a Yugo
And as they’re trapped inside
At a used car lot on the other side of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo....
And they drive with pride...
Classic
Oh, that’s good. Did you write it?
Did you write it?
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
For making that most generous assumption. Made my day!
On a good day, I might be able to string a few words into a simple sentence.
Paragraphs and beyond/not so much.
I was going to add Paul Shanklin but assumed everyone here was already familiar with his work.
Here he is performing... fun...2:42...enjoy.
BY THE GREAT Paul Shanklin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz2eCFoafXk
Crazy town.
This person crashed INTO HIM and Freepers are dogging Morgan.
And no tickets were issued???
Thanks. I’ve heard that, but not for awhile.
After this minor damage is repaired, I hope Mr. Morgan does not expect this car to remain in pristine condition for long if he keeps operating it in New York City.
The tires can only be mounted in France for a cost of $70,000. Why even bother with a car like that? Not worth the trouble...
Why even bother with a car like that? Not worth the trouble...
I don’t usually ride in a $2M car...
But when I do...
It’s only in an air-conditioned transport truck.
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