Worst.
Headline.
Ever.
Written.
A ray? Is that the ray from a Chinese laser? (there’s a lot of that going on lately) Or from Marvin the Martian’s ray-gun? Is it a stingray? A manta ray? An eagle ray? Or maybe Ray Romano. I can’t figure ... I’M SO CONFUSED ... but I’m not stupid enough to click on the link to find out.
I never cared much for him.