Posted on 06/04/2019 10:37:05 AM PDT by simpson96
ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. (FOX 35 ORLANDO)-A Florida man was arrested after fleeing a traffic stop and then calling 911 to brag about not being caught yet.(snip)
Deputies said that 19-year-old Nicholas Carlmann Jones was pulled over in St. Augustine after he fled from a traffic stop. Nicholas was also wanted for a warrant out of the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.
When he was pulled over, the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said that they found a jar full of marijuana, THC wax, a small bag containing an unknown white powder, and a dish containing a pink tinted crystal substance. All these narcotics were in the driver's door pocket of the vehicle. Several pipes and dishes were also found.
The arrest affidavit said that the responding officer asked Nicholas why he ran from the traffic stop. Nicholas just smiled and said nothing. So, the officer asked why he would call 911. Nicholas then began to gloat about what he had just done.(snip)
Later in the conversation, the arrest affidavit stated that Nicholas ran because he thought it would be "fun." He said that he called 911 because he could not believe that after obtaining his tag, they could not find him. He even said on the call "what do we pay you guys for? Like I've driven past four cops."
However, the officer confirmed to Nicholas that they did not have his tag and they only obtained it when Nicholas called into 911 bragging. Nicholas reportedly responded with "that's funny" and "so I told on myself?" He continued to brag and said that "no cop can catch me in my Hyundai Elantra, that thing is fast."
Nicholas was transported to St. Johns County Jail without incident. He continued to joke and laugh about the incident there. He faces multiple charges,
(Excerpt) Read more at ktvu.com ...
Floriduh ping.
“no cop can catch me in my Hyundai Elantra, that thing is fast.”
Imagine if he had a Chrysler LeBaron.
THC wax?
The Floridah man ended the phone call by saying “I’m not gonna tell you my name is pete percy, and I’ll not tell you that i live at 3 cedar swamp road, That You’ll have to find that out for yourself”
Omni GLH (Goes Like Hell)
“Nicholas was transported to St. Johns County Jail without incident. He continued to joke and laugh about the incident there.”
From the pic at the site, Looks like that mug shot wiped the smile right off his face. lol
They did go like hell. So long as the turbo boost did not exceed design limits. Some of them did and the motors hand-grenaded. But they were fast little cars. I remember in the late ‘80’s when I lived in the rural suburbs there was a rich kid who lived nearby and a Shelby version. Sometimes we would encounter on the road and invariably it turned into a road race. I was driving a hotted up two liter Porsche 914 at the time and we were about equal since I had superior cornering and braking ability but he had me beat in acceleration.
Oh boy, they got his Himalayan rock salt.
We are closing in on you, Florida Man!
I had one of those.
It did.
And then, two days after I bought the next car (and seriously considered running both), it had an engine fire on the way to work. I put the fire out and later, drove it home. Some plastic bit in the coolant system broke (probably because of the fire) so I had it hauled away.
Yep, it’s true...
Florida Man Tries To Trade Live Alligator For Pack Of Beer At Convenience Store
rather cheeky of him
Everyday without fail.
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