This is a series situation that could have hugh consequences!
Did you happen to notice if the straw had a flexi end on it??? If so, this may be a matter that’s best dealt with via the newly created Space Force! If it’s just a straight straw then the National Guard should be able to handle it.
Either way, won’t somebody please think of the baby sea turtles?!?!
I was thinking CNN, FDA, and SETI should be called as well!