Posted on 05/30/2019 1:30:18 PM PDT by SMGFan
Six F-35 Joint Strike Fighters from the 56th Fighter Wing at Luke Air Force Base, Arizona, simulating aggressor air training accidentally created contrails that resembled a penis, base officials told Military.com
"We've seen the photos that have been circulating online from Tuesday afternoon," said spokeswoman Maj. Rebecca Heyse in an email. "The 56th Fighter Wing senior leadership reviewed the training tapes from the flight and confirmed that F-35s conducting standard fighter training maneuvers Tuesday afternoon in the Gladden and Bagdad military operating airspace resulted in the creation of the contrails.
"There was no nefarious or inappropriate behavior during the training flight," she continued. "The flight audio was reviewed by senior leadership, and it confirmed the statements by the pilots explaining what happened."
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The phallus played a role in the cult of Osiris in ancient Egyptian religion. When Osiris' body was cut in 14 pieces, Set scattered them all over Egypt and his wife Isis retrieved all of them except one, his penis, which was swallowed by a fish; see the Legend of Osiris and Isis. Isis made him a wooden replacement.
In fact, all of DC is filled with Satanic symbols purposely put there by our betters long ago. Here the Pentagram and the owl.
You have to look really hard to make out that vapor trail is a penis. I guess those others on the side are actually pubic hairs. and look, he is ready to ejaculate. OH my gawd!!!!
Clouds?
Austin Powers moment?
Are you sure you didn’t mean ‘inside the canopy’???
Pinging for clarification
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
(JFK, Kubrick, with Costner, right?)
SCHLONGED!!!!!
I was a Marine Corps Aviation Officer Candidate for a brief time. ‘Sky Penis’ would be a great callsign.
They want you to believe it was an accident.
That’s how we’ll own the Iranians.
Only on FR....
Good call, Rebecca!
yup
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Do a ("safe search off") image search for "military sky phallus contrails". I expect you'll be surprised at the number of instances.
Apparently, this, indeed, was a "thing" with military pilots for a while...
To the tune of Sky Pilot...
(allow me to apologize in advance) #:-)
Sky Penis.....Sky Penis
How high can you fly
You’ll never, never, never reach the sky
He smiles at the young ladies
Tells them it will be all right
He knows of their fear seeing the Penis in flight
Soon there’ll be blood and many will die
Mothers and fathers back home they will cry
Sky Penis.....Sky Penis
How high can you fly
You’ll never, never, never reach the sky
He mumbles a prayer and it ends with a smile
The order is given
The Penis will fly
But he’s still behind and he’ll meditate
But it won’t stop the bleeding or ease the hate
As the young ladies get ready to take him home
He feels good, with a Penis like that you’re never alone
He feels tired and he lays down his head
Hopes the girls will find courage when they climb into bed
Sky Penis... sky Penis
How high can you fly
You’ll never, never, never reach the sky
You’re young and you’re hot and you must understand
The fate of the penis is in your young hands
May God give you strength
Do your job real well
If it all was worth it
Only time it will tell
In the morning they return to see if it’s real
With tears in their eyes wearing stiletto high heels
Sky Penis.....sky penis
How high can you fly
You never, never, never reach the sky
Naval aviators are the best pilots in the world.
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