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A Florida Man Said Money Was Calling Out To Him Before He Robbed Arby’s Cashier
The Florida Man Times ^
| May 26, 2019
| Florida Man
Posted on 05/26/2019 6:59:14 PM PDT by DoodleBob
Apparently roast beef sandwiches weren’t enough for this winner.
A Florida Man is accused of stealing $1450 that was being counted by an Arby’s cashier. The man, Christopher Merrick, told police that the money “was like calling out to me” before he grabbed it.
He walked into a closed Arby’s in as a female worker was counting the cash for her cash drawer. When the employee walked away from the counter, Merrick, grabbed the cash and ran out of the store.
Merrick ran into a nearby McDonald’s and hid in the women’s bathroom.
(Excerpt) Read more at thefloridamantimes.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: arbys; florida; floridaman; robbing
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posted on
05/26/2019 6:59:14 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
"Help me...!"
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:02:06 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: DoodleBob
Lock him up in an insane asylum
To: DoodleBob
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:05:16 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: DoodleBob
He looks like Ben Stiller made up to play the role of a stumbling, bumbling thief.
To: DoodleBob
Nothing to see here. Just Floridians engaging in weirdness as usual.
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:11:42 PM PDT
by
Extremely Extreme Extremist
(Isn't it funny that the very people who scream "My body, my choice" wants a say in your healthcare?)
To: lee martell
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:14:10 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
A nice jail cell is now “calling out to you” sparky.
Ha ha
To: DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
I bet it was Andrew Jackson. The others know how to keep their mouths shut. My experience, anyway.
To: DoodleBob
She was counting the cash with drawer open, then she left the area. Don’t be that cashier!
To: DoodleBob
“...as a female worker was counting the cash for her cash drawer. When the employee walked away from the counter,...”
Which should it be — immediate termination or five years on fryer and mop duty before she is allowed near a cash register again?
To: lee martell; Chewbarkah
Oh come on...it wasn’t HER fault that the money talked to the guy.
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:31:05 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
My money calls out to me all the time.
It says “goodbye”
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:32:33 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: DoodleBob
Clearly, he needed another drink.
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:33:47 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me))
To: rightwingcrazy
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posted on
05/26/2019 7:38:41 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
Well now the warden will be calling out to him-
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posted on
05/26/2019 8:35:05 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: LostInBayport
I believe we have a winner. 👍
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posted on
05/26/2019 8:40:02 PM PDT
by
Free in Texas
(Celebrate diversity. Own firearms of every caliber.)
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