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A Florida Man Said Money Was Calling Out To Him Before He Robbed Arby’s Cashier
The Florida Man Times ^ | May 26, 2019 | Florida Man

Posted on 05/26/2019 6:59:14 PM PDT by DoodleBob

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1 posted on 05/26/2019 6:59:14 PM PDT by DoodleBob
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"Help me...!"
2 posted on 05/26/2019 7:02:06 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Lock him up in an insane asylum


3 posted on 05/26/2019 7:04:42 PM PDT by Innovative
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4 posted on 05/26/2019 7:05:16 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
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He looks like Ben Stiller made up to play the role of a stumbling, bumbling thief.


5 posted on 05/26/2019 7:06:41 PM PDT by lee martell
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Nothing to see here. Just Floridians engaging in weirdness as usual.


6 posted on 05/26/2019 7:11:42 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Isn't it funny that the very people who scream "My body, my choice" wants a say in your healthcare?)
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7 posted on 05/26/2019 7:14:10 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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A nice jail cell is now “calling out to you” sparky.

Ha ha


8 posted on 05/26/2019 7:14:43 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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Exactly! A doppleganger!


9 posted on 05/26/2019 7:15:26 PM PDT by lee martell
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I bet it was Andrew Jackson. The others know how to keep their mouths shut. My experience, anyway.


10 posted on 05/26/2019 7:16:29 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-)
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She was counting the cash with drawer open, then she left the area. Don’t be that cashier!


11 posted on 05/26/2019 7:24:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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“...as a female worker was counting the cash for her cash drawer. When the employee walked away from the counter,...”

Which should it be — immediate termination or five years on fryer and mop duty before she is allowed near a cash register again?


12 posted on 05/26/2019 7:26:04 PM PDT by Chewbarkah
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Oh come on...it wasn’t HER fault that the money talked to the guy.


13 posted on 05/26/2019 7:31:05 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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Money talks !


14 posted on 05/26/2019 7:32:23 PM PDT by Rock N Jones (1935)
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My money calls out to me all the time.

It says “goodbye”


15 posted on 05/26/2019 7:32:33 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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Clearly, he needed another drink.


16 posted on 05/26/2019 7:33:47 PM PDT by Veto! (Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me))
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17 posted on 05/26/2019 7:38:41 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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I did not know that.


18 posted on 05/26/2019 7:50:37 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-)
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Well now the warden will be calling out to him-


19 posted on 05/26/2019 8:35:05 PM PDT by Bob434
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I believe we have a winner. 👍
20 posted on 05/26/2019 8:40:02 PM PDT by Free in Texas (Celebrate diversity. Own firearms of every caliber.)
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