Oh, you’ll have much better luck in Hawaii.
The Captain will pull the ship into Hawaiian Shaved Ice Bay where you’ll see glaciers “calving” tasty Hawaiian ice treats!
Then, the natives will paddle their quaint jet skis out to see you while greeting you with the traditional Hawaiian greeting of “Haole! Haole” while putting a necklace made of time share contracts around your neck.
while putting a necklace made of time share contracts around your neck.
A nice touch to a warm and sincere greeting!